All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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