you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
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Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
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I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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