I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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