So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
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He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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