my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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