There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
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I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
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Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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