you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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