Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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