I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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