after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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