Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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