she looked like the bat from fern gully.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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