Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
kristin has been a bad kristin
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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