they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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