He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
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I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
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