Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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