Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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