i think my tv is drunk
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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