East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Still dying that you shit outside
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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