I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
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Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
how do you play pong handcuffed?
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I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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