Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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