Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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