Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Quick, to the slutcave!
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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