My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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