maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
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The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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