I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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