i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
After last night, I could never be a politician.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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