you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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