I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
My balls are so social today.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
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The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
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Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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