No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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