Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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