i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
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Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
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The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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