His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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