Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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