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(423): View more from Tennessee

i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer

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(619): View more from California

she peed on how many people?

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(816): View more from Missouri

I'm so horny

(913): View more from Kansas

I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect

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(516): View more from New York

my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now

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(801): View more from Utah

This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky

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(301): View more from Maryland

walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.

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(360): View more from Washington

The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off

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