Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
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I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
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Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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