So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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