I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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