no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
