so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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