My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Hippo gnu deer
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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