don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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