chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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