just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
How's work?
Spinning.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I have feelings that need drinking.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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