she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
How does one acquire holy water?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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