I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
