with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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