Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
accomplished twins. life is a go
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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