i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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