I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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