someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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