Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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