it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
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Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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