Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
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Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
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Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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