First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
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So vagazzling was a success
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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