It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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