thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
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I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
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She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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