Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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