I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Randomize
