I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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