TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
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He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
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I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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