PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups